Squonk Sticker- “Crying My Best” Pennsylvania’s cryptid Vinyl Sticker
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Squonk- ‘CRYING MY BEST’ vinyl sticker celebrates Pennsylvania’s ugly-cute cryptid.
Amongst the tall pines of a quiet, Pennsylvania forest we stumble across a wrinkly, little, piggy creature sitting in a puddle of its own tears. We hear its human-like sobbing echoing through the woods. That cry seems to be coming from everywhere, and when it strikes your ear it also strikes your heart, for the Squonk’s sadness carries the broken, grief-stricken hearts of a thousand generations. When humans witness this mystical creature the melancholy overwhelms them. This is its first line of defense. But if you are strong enough to push through the soul-crushing heaviness and still seek to capture this goblinesque cryptid you will behold the impossible: a solid body melting into liquid and disappearing into its own pool of tears.
Squonks are eternally sad because they think they’re ugly and avoid being seen, but we think they’re adorable and want to show them off.
Squonk is hyper-aware of its own flaws and isn’t afraid to let it all out. He’s crying his best!
This is Pennsylvania’s CRYBABY!
We present to you the Emotionally Gifted Crytid.
Many introverts will resonate with Squonk’s motto: “Leave me alone or I’ll cry!”
Show your inner Squonk with this ugly-cute sticker.
Flash fiction by Clairvaux
Design by Melanie
Each sticker is printed on a thick, durable vinyl with a matte finish-giving the sticker a premium look & feel.
Durable & weatherproof-
Thick, durable vinyl protects your die cut stickers from scratching, rain & sunlight.
APPLICATION:
For the best stick, remove all dust and particles and clean with alcohol. This will prevent possible issues such as bubbling or peeling. Do not put in the dishwasher, HANDWASH ONLY!!!
RETURNS & REFUNDS: We take quality control seriously, and we do our best to ensure the quality of every single item that we ship. That being said, it is inevitable that defective or damaged items may occur from time to time.
We strongly encourage the customer to examine the products carefully as soon as they are delivered. There is a 7-day period in which the customer may report defective or damaged items. The 7-day period begins as soon as the package is delivered. Once the 7-day period is over, no refund or replacement will be granted.
*ALL SALES ARE FINAL*
Generally speaking, we do not offer return, refund or exchange on any sold items. Please read the product descriptions carefully before purchasing any item in our store. Once an order is placed, it is assumed that the customer has made a careful and thoughtful decision.
If you believe one or more than one items in your package are defective, please contact bloodrosegettysburg@gmail.com ASAP with photos showing the defective item or items.
Squonk- ‘CRYING MY BEST’ vinyl sticker celebrates Pennsylvania’s ugly-cute cryptid.
Amongst the tall pines of a quiet, Pennsylvania forest we stumble across a wrinkly, little, piggy creature sitting in a puddle of its own tears. We hear its human-like sobbing echoing through the woods. That cry seems to be coming from everywhere, and when it strikes your ear it also strikes your heart, for the Squonk’s sadness carries the broken, grief-stricken hearts of a thousand generations. When humans witness this mystical creature the melancholy overwhelms them. This is its first line of defense. But if you are strong enough to push through the soul-crushing heaviness and still seek to capture this goblinesque cryptid you will behold the impossible: a solid body melting into liquid and disappearing into its own pool of tears.
Squonks are eternally sad because they think they’re ugly and avoid being seen, but we think they’re adorable and want to show them off.
Squonk is hyper-aware of its own flaws and isn’t afraid to let it all out. He’s crying his best!
This is Pennsylvania’s CRYBABY!
We present to you the Emotionally Gifted Crytid.
Many introverts will resonate with Squonk’s motto: “Leave me alone or I’ll cry!”
Show your inner Squonk with this ugly-cute sticker.
Flash fiction by Clairvaux
Design by Melanie
Each sticker is printed on a thick, durable vinyl with a matte finish-giving the sticker a premium look & feel.
Durable & weatherproof-
Thick, durable vinyl protects your die cut stickers from scratching, rain & sunlight.
APPLICATION:
For the best stick, remove all dust and particles and clean with alcohol. This will prevent possible issues such as bubbling or peeling. Do not put in the dishwasher, HANDWASH ONLY!!!
RETURNS & REFUNDS: We take quality control seriously, and we do our best to ensure the quality of every single item that we ship. That being said, it is inevitable that defective or damaged items may occur from time to time.
We strongly encourage the customer to examine the products carefully as soon as they are delivered. There is a 7-day period in which the customer may report defective or damaged items. The 7-day period begins as soon as the package is delivered. Once the 7-day period is over, no refund or replacement will be granted.
*ALL SALES ARE FINAL*
Generally speaking, we do not offer return, refund or exchange on any sold items. Please read the product descriptions carefully before purchasing any item in our store. Once an order is placed, it is assumed that the customer has made a careful and thoughtful decision.
If you believe one or more than one items in your package are defective, please contact bloodrosegettysburg@gmail.com ASAP with photos showing the defective item or items.